A turtle's fairytale

On a lazy afternoon, GuiZai fell asleep in the late summer breeze...

---Dreeeaammm... dream dream dream... ----
And he sees light!

In his dream, he is the turtle Prince who lives in a castle. *soft focus*
---Dreeeeaaaaaam... dream dream dream-----

Nessie Arrives In Singapore

Nessie (the cutesy manifestation of the Loch Ness Monster) arrives in Singapore, together with illegal drugs, satin undies, recycling bag and girly slippers.




The look of bewilderment and distrust.