Canned Unicorn Meat

While shopping online during Black Friday sales for Christmas presents, Booze the Moose came across this horrific item on Thinkgeek.. Canned Unicorn Meat. Meat claimed to be made of hopes, dreams and magic etc.

But what you'll find inside is a dismembered stuffed toy unicorn.. Nooooo! ¿Por qué?

Booze the Moose is not amused by the treatment of his fellow four-legged friends.